02.06.2014 в 23:35
Пишет Nina_Berk:Spell Block Tango
Оказывается, на западе взяли и красиво-антуражно перепели Cell Block Tango на диснеевский лад.
В оригинале шесть дамочек-убийц расссказывают, "как дело было". Ну и тут тоже.
читать дальшеSpot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes!
Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes!
Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes!
And now the six merry murderesses of the Captain Hook County Jail
In their rendition of 'The Spell Block Tango'
Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes!
Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes!
Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes!
He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd been there, if you'd seen it
I betcha you would have done the same
Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes!
Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes!
You know how people have these little habits that get you down? Like Jasper and Horace.
They didn’t know their fabric, I asked for spot. No, not stripe, not dot. Spot!
Well, I come home this one day
And I'm really irritated
and looking for a little sympathy,
and there's Jasper and Horace
Layin' on the couch, drinking a beer with 10 yards of dotted fabric.
No, not spotted, dotted!
So, I said to them, I said
"You buy me dotted one more time", and they did
So I took the shotgun off the wall
And I fired two warning shots. Into their heads.
They had it coming, they had it coming
They only had themselves to blame
If you'd been there, if you'd seen it
I betcha you would have done the same
Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes!
Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes!
I met Doc in the Faraway Land about two years ago
And he told me he was single and we hit it off right away
So, we started living together
He'd go to work at a little jewel mine and come home singing Hey-ho,
I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner.
Then I found out, single he told me.
Single, my glass!
Not only was he married, oh no, he had six men
One of those Dwarfs, you know.
So that night, when he came home from work.
I fixed him his drink, as usual
You know, some guys just can't hold their apple juices.
He had it coming, he had it coming
He took a flower in its prime
And then he used it and he abused it
It was a murder but not a crime.
Now, I'm standing over the corals, mixing us some catfishes for dinner
minding my own business
In storms Prince Eric in a jealous rage
"You been screwin' King Triton", he says
He was crazy and he kept on screaming
"You been screwin King Triton"
And then he ran into my tentacles
He ran into my tentacles eight times
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same
Yeah, but did you do it?
Uh uh, not guilty
My brother, Mufasa and I had this circus act
And my lady, Sarabi used to tag along with us
Now the last number in our act
We did 20 acrobatic tricks in a row
One two three four five, splits, spread eagles
Back flips, flip flops one right after the other
So, this one night before the show
I go down to the hotel Figaro
Hangin’ with the hyenas, havin' a few laughs and we ran out of zebra
So I run out to get some
I come back, into the den
And there's Sarabi and Mufasa
Doing number seventeen, the spread eagle
Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out
I don't remember a thing, it wasn't until later
When I was washing the blood off my paws
I even knew they were dead
They had it coming, they had it coming
They had it coming all along
I didn't do it, but if I done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
They had it coming, they had it coming
They had it coming all along
I didn't do it, but if I done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
I loved King Stefan more than you could possibly say, he was a artistic guy, sensitive, and full of wishes
But he was always trying to find himself
He go out every night looking for himself
And on the way, he found Flora, Fauna and Merryweather
I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences
He saw himself as alive, and I saw him dead
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
They had it comin', they had it comin'
They had it comin' all along
'Cause if they used us and they abused us
How
could they tell us that we were wrong?
He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd been there, if you'd seen it
I betcha you would have done the same
If you buy dotted one more time
Single my glass
Eight times
Number seventeen, the spread eagle
Artistic differences
Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes!
Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes!
URL записиОказывается, на западе взяли и красиво-антуражно перепели Cell Block Tango на диснеевский лад.
В оригинале шесть дамочек-убийц расссказывают, "как дело было". Ну и тут тоже.
читать дальшеSpot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes!
Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes!
Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes!
And now the six merry murderesses of the Captain Hook County Jail
In their rendition of 'The Spell Block Tango'
Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes!
Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes!
Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes!
He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd been there, if you'd seen it
I betcha you would have done the same
Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes!
Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes!
You know how people have these little habits that get you down? Like Jasper and Horace.
They didn’t know their fabric, I asked for spot. No, not stripe, not dot. Spot!
Well, I come home this one day
And I'm really irritated
and looking for a little sympathy,
and there's Jasper and Horace
Layin' on the couch, drinking a beer with 10 yards of dotted fabric.
No, not spotted, dotted!
So, I said to them, I said
"You buy me dotted one more time", and they did
So I took the shotgun off the wall
And I fired two warning shots. Into their heads.
They had it coming, they had it coming
They only had themselves to blame
If you'd been there, if you'd seen it
I betcha you would have done the same
Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes!
Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes!
I met Doc in the Faraway Land about two years ago
And he told me he was single and we hit it off right away
So, we started living together
He'd go to work at a little jewel mine and come home singing Hey-ho,
I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner.
Then I found out, single he told me.
Single, my glass!
Not only was he married, oh no, he had six men
One of those Dwarfs, you know.
So that night, when he came home from work.
I fixed him his drink, as usual
You know, some guys just can't hold their apple juices.
He had it coming, he had it coming
He took a flower in its prime
And then he used it and he abused it
It was a murder but not a crime.
Now, I'm standing over the corals, mixing us some catfishes for dinner
minding my own business
In storms Prince Eric in a jealous rage
"You been screwin' King Triton", he says
He was crazy and he kept on screaming
"You been screwin King Triton"
And then he ran into my tentacles
He ran into my tentacles eight times
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same
Yeah, but did you do it?
Uh uh, not guilty
My brother, Mufasa and I had this circus act
And my lady, Sarabi used to tag along with us
Now the last number in our act
We did 20 acrobatic tricks in a row
One two three four five, splits, spread eagles
Back flips, flip flops one right after the other
So, this one night before the show
I go down to the hotel Figaro
Hangin’ with the hyenas, havin' a few laughs and we ran out of zebra
So I run out to get some
I come back, into the den
And there's Sarabi and Mufasa
Doing number seventeen, the spread eagle
Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out
I don't remember a thing, it wasn't until later
When I was washing the blood off my paws
I even knew they were dead
They had it coming, they had it coming
They had it coming all along
I didn't do it, but if I done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
They had it coming, they had it coming
They had it coming all along
I didn't do it, but if I done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
I loved King Stefan more than you could possibly say, he was a artistic guy, sensitive, and full of wishes
But he was always trying to find himself
He go out every night looking for himself
And on the way, he found Flora, Fauna and Merryweather
I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences
He saw himself as alive, and I saw him dead
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
They had it comin', they had it comin'
They had it comin' all along
'Cause if they used us and they abused us
How
could they tell us that we were wrong?
He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd been there, if you'd seen it
I betcha you would have done the same
If you buy dotted one more time
Single my glass
Eight times
Number seventeen, the spread eagle
Artistic differences
Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes!
Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes!